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Women With Guns, The American Dream For Red Blooded American Males

There's nothing quite like a woman gripping a long black rod on a gun. It just gets our blood going. A girl that can kick anybody's butt is a girl for us. There's nothing hotter than thinking about a girl in ponytails and a short catholic school style skirt with thigh high socks giggling as she unloads a magazine into our frame and our blood pours out onto the ground as she laughs in a high pitched mocking tone and places her black high heels upon our body sprawled out against the pavement.

Women are hot. Women who can tie us up and treat us like sadomasochistic children begging for punishment are a whole new level of sexy. That's true conservatism. Not oppressive stay home and clean the house while taking care of the children and getting my pipe and newspaper and dinner ready for me to come home for work boringness. We're men, we need women to be exotic sexual playthings to use and abuse us because we hate ourselves and want to drown in sensation in order to reach a level of happiness that we deserve rather than sustainable albeit routine contentment and stability.

Women with guns? Verdict: Patriotic

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