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Cocaine



The thing about drugs is that most have become undeniably uncool. Heroin and meth are two that are even shameful. Fent hatefully feared. Marijuana is for burnouts and mushrooms for boring white kids. Cocaine is a drug that somehow managed to inspire both fear in non-users and lust in users. After coke enters the nose, it goes from being a dangerous unknown experience to an easy fix. The flaky powder has a distinct delivery method and an almost ritualistic preparation by the drug user. They're not drug users, they're cosmopolitan people who know how to have fun. They're experienced and that makes them experts, so they can tell you if the coke is good or if it's cut with something. Users know just how to rapidly slice the lines with the credit card or razor blade and roll the money on their apple laptop, which makes the lines of cocaine even more aesthetic.

There's no party for people shooting up, and everybody smokes weed until their brain rots out their ear in a grey goo, but coke is something only real players do. Yeah, it messes with your brain and gives you confidence you shouldn't have and leads to grandiose sense of self, but that's unrelated to how active users can't help but bring it up in random conversations in the hope that somebody will ask if they should get some. Coke is cool, if you try it you'll understand why. If you don't, well then don't judge me and don't pretend you think it's a bad idea. It's just a little treat and I'm not addicted. So shut up if you're going to judge me.

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  1. all the lard asses lethargically lumbering around & stuffing their faces binge eating all day LOOK like they might benefit from a few lines a day to get up & get moving. But Coke is ADDICTIVE , even just when it's snorted up the nose- FOR SOME PEOPLE. I guess you're little poem doesn't go into coke lines vs freebasing it huh?

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