Home Alone On A Friday Night?

How pathetic? Why? What's pathetic is needing others to feel non lonely. To desire the warm touch of a female against your skin, to hear their laugh as they smile at you and then take another drink at the bar and ask you how your week has been. That's weakness, to crave the companionship of another instead of staying at home and drinking water and maybe making some noodles or eating cold cereal by yourself and spend your time reading a book or playing video games for hours. That's not pathetic, that's frugal and stoic and what we should all aspire to be. Let the weaklings without the ability to sit in silence and solitude staring at a blank wall - let them spend their money on pointless things like parties and friends and relationships and eventually families. Us superior beings will continue to be alone on Friday nights, and all the other nights, until the day we die. Then we will finally join the rest of the cold and damned, for all of eternity.